do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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