there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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