fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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