I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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