gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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