is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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