Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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