One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No subtext here. People are naked.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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