I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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