Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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