So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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