what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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