we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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