we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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