At least make sure they are 18
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We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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