Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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