grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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