but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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