Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize