Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
