I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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