2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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