I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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