ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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