Will you blow on my dice?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
