Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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