the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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