Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
well you can't waste a boner
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Randomize
