what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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