What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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