Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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