i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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