Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
