ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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