dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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