I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
