Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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