Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
