Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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