remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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