My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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