: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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