Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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