so explain again why im purple
no
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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