so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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