i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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