doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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