I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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