Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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