i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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