butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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