He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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