she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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