I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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